About Me
I'm 25 years old, live in Iowa, and my pronouns are he/his/him/she/hers/her/they/them.
I'm a fan of anime music, if you have any recommendations then tell me! My favorite band is coldrain!
Profile picture made by Hipsterpotamus on commission!

Interesting Link
The next male shiny Hoothoot I get shall be named Ichorvio
SM Crobat will be Golbert
If you've made it this far, fair warning that any mentions of the 3 letter abbreviated other Pokémon fansite WILL upset and/or generally make me angry. I have my reasons, so please don't talk to me about that place!
Don't let first impressions fool you: I'm a trash human who doesn't deserve to exist and I'm not worth the air I breathe. The least (and probably most for most people) I can do is be nice when possible, so don't mind me helping you when I can!
We Know
-He owns thousands of SM Pokémon
-If you confront him, he changes form into Buff Daycare Owner
-Buff Daycare Owner is buff and wears a full suit
-He will clutch an egg in one arm as he becons you to come get some with his pointer and middle fingers on his other hand
-Between you and him will sit a campfire with a metal grate on it, sitting on the grate is a pan with oil in it, ready to prepare food
-Not all SMs in his care are hatched, most are fed to his SMs and himself to make them all stronger, this is why he is Buff Daycare Owner
If you see Buff Daycare Owner, DO NOT keep silent. He wants no one to know. Spread the knowledge to increase SM rates!
(Possible) Future Ditto Owners
Purpleeda: x26 Normal Gems/0 Ditto (yet)
Miminite: x16 Normal Gems/0 Ditto (yet)
LugiaBRE: x26 Normal Gems/0 Ditto (yet)
James125: x294 Normal Gems (equivalent)/0 Ditto (yet)
TheUnknownCollector: x65 Normal Gems/0 Ditto (yet)
PenguinPowerful: x77 Normal Gems/0 Ditto (yet)
~Venus~: x1,000 Normal Gems/1 Ditto
ChikoritaMining: x300 Normal Gems/0 Ditto (yet)
~Techno: x100 Normal Gems/0 Ditto (yet)
Aqua_sapphire: x1000 Normal Gems/1 Ditto
-Koukio-: x10 Normal Gems/0 Ditto (yet)
_-_-_-Sam-_-_-: x110 Normal Gems/0 Ditto (yet)
HepHasTus: x438 Normal Gems/0 Ditto (yet)
icees8: x473 Normal Gems/0 Ditto (yet)
XxToxicxX: x3 Normal Gems/0 Ditto (yet)
Grei: x1000 Normal Gems/1 Ditto
Purple_Guy: x85 Normal Gems/0 Ditto (yet)
Shiny Hunt
ShinxThunderFangCrunch is currently hunting Skarigami.
Hunt started: 07/04/2023

Chain: 2,053
Hunt started: 07/04/2023


Chain: 2,053
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Goals
SM Skarigami
1k Bulbasaur
1k Ivysaur
1k Venusaur
Complete any Dex
Hatch any shiny from Game Center
Hatch any perfect IV Pokemon
Get <30 on "A Certain Ranklist"
QoL Goals (and prizes if completed):
Goldie Level 9k
Player Level 83
Kyle Level 5k
Reach HoL Chain 50
Reach Berrygarden Level 40
Reach Level 20 with 2 Berries
Reach Level 30 with a single Berry
Have 15k Pokemon
Feed a Total of 1million Berries
Hatch 13k Eggs
Get 100 of any summon items
Make 1k of any Cooking Pot item
Game Records

Registration: 11/02/2014 (11 Years ago)
Premium member until 25/Oct/2026
Time Played: 3139:48 Hours
Total interactions: 6,087,335
Money: 2,241,794

Starter Pokémon:


Feeds
Raise your Scattercube's Level to 592
Goldie's husband, Wit, has gotten a level up task!
Me: explaining the Beauty Contest stuff that's been happening
Mom: At least you know how to hatch eggs...?
Me: That's easy, you just need the egg and others interact with it.
Mom: So, how many people are on that site?
Me: ???
Mom: Like, how many Poke-Friends do you have to touch your eggs?
My dad and I: ?!?!?!?!?!?! Phrasing...!
Current Task
Hatch an egg!
Hatch an egg!
Last night, I completed the third hatch task, followed by a free reward then an auction bid task which I decided could wait until the next morning. I completed it and got a hatch task first thing. Le sigh. It's nearing 4 days without an egg for my chain.
Me: "yeah, my body is responding to the stress of me torturing it and not letting it sleep because it forced me to sleep in by like 4 hours today for no reason. Nothing to do with how I'm tired."
Raise your Caterpie's Level to 8517
Someone called Goldie my mascot Pokemon, but that's not right. Goldie is my firstborn child. I have no mascot. Only children. (And you cannot marry your Pokemon children to her, she has a husband already.)
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