
Finally got Roaring Moon. It took 12 days and 23 hours.

Why is it so difficult to hatch just one more Dark-type?

I went down the craziest rabbit hole last night looking at
taxonomy. Here’s a view of it starting with birds and going
back:
The dinosaurs did not go extinct. Only non-avian dinosaurs went
extinct. Birds are the only living dinosaurs.
Birds and crocodilians are each others’ closest relatives. They’re
the only living archosaurs.
Archosaurs and turtles are each others’ closest relatives. They’re
the only living archelosaurs.
Archelosaurs and lepidosaurs (lizards, snakes, and the tuatara)
make up the class Reptilia.
Reptiles and mammals (including humans) are each others’ closest
relatives. They’re the only living reptiliomorphs. (This might be
where the “lizard people” thing came from—because humans are
reptiliomorphs, but, interestingly, amphibians aren’t.)
Reptiliomorphs and amphibians (frogs, toads, salamanders, and
caecilians) are each others’ closest relatives. They’re the only
living tetrapods.
Craziness will accelerate in the comments because I’m out of space:

I forgot about Drilbur... So, I guess it was only a 1/3 chance...
And I got the mole of disappointment :(

I’m really bummed out that I haven’t managed to get Roaring Moon
yet. But I just need one more Dark-type, and I think I’ve got a
coin flip for the first egg in my party to be one. It’s a
Medium-rarity Ground-type with 5,355 EHP, and I think the only two
Pokémon that fit that description are Sandile and Silicobra. So,
here’s hoping it’s the adorable little crocodile and not the snake
of disappointment.
Also, fun fact: Crocodilians are the closest living relatives of
birds, and birds are the closest living relatives of crocodilians.
They’re the only living members of the Archosauria clade.

Just found and had to catch and release another skink in my house.
I have no idea what’s going on, why they’re suddenly getting in
when they never have before.

Because it’s storming IRL, I just got confused when I was able to
go to Emera Beach, as if the lightning outside would mean we’d have
that same weather here, lol... I really need to sleep, but I figure
that won’t be possible until the storm passes.

Feeling good about myself because I just managed to get 3/3 correct
on one of those “Which one is cake?” videos.

It’s now been two whole months since I started birding, so I’d like
to sum up how it’s been going. I didn’t get any new species today,
so my Life List is still at 117, as mentioned yesterday. I’m glad I
reached that milestone before hitting the two-month mark.
I got 108 of those bird species within my first month of birding
and only 9 within the last month. So, obviously, it’s slowed down a
lot. Since the spring migration was already well past its peak by
the time I started birding on May 10th, I think I probably missed a
lot of the species that migrate through here, and I’m hoping that
they’ll come back through during fall migration and I’ll be able to
get them then.
Even though it’s called “fall migration”, it actually starts early
enough in the year for BirdCast to start forecasting it on August
1st. I’m looking forward to that date.

Sheesh. I have glue traps in my pantry to prevent mice from getting
at my food, but I just found a skink stuck in one of them. I don’t
even know how it got into my house—as far as I’m aware, the only
creatures that had ever broken in before were bugs and rodents.
It’s probably the biggest one I’ve ever seen, too.
I was able to get it out of the trap using dish soap and warm
water, but then it bit me and got away from me. I had to wait for
it to come out of hiding and then grab it in my (gloved) hand. The
poor thing was covered in grime from wherever it was hiding and
didn’t try to bite me again through the thick glove, and I set it
loose in the backyard.

I really hope the neighbors will not be setting off fireworks yet
again tonight. I desperately need to sleep. They’ve made my life so
much more difficult recently.

Just added the 117th bird to my Life List. Now it’s got the same
number as our Kalos Pokédex.

We’ve got three days to hopefully get the Lovemeter full in time
for us to have a x2 day before SCS.

I want to use a Glaceon in X but don’t know if I want to deal with
having an Eevee from before the 2nd gym to after the 6th gym. I
guess I’d be having to press B a lot to stop it from evolving into
Espeon or Umbreon.
And then there’s Leafeon, which you can’t get until just before the
8th gym (which is an Ice-type gym, of course). It feels pretty
unfair considering that you get a Fire Stone and a Thunder Stone
before Eevee can be found. Right now I’m playing with a Jolteon
just because it’s too convenient that the Thunder Stone is just
sitting right there to be used on Eevee the moment you catch it.

It is not a good day. The day before yesterday, I was venting to my
mother via text about a way in which I was treated unfairly, and
she was listening and being supportive UNTIL I started talking
about the unfairness of the world—specifically, the fact that
people in general refuse to recognize the fact that pregnancy is
violence against women, even though it kills a woman every two
minutes in the world today—and then she immediately started giving
me the silent treatment, as she has done several times before any
time I’ve pointed out the plights of women and how wrong the ways
women are treated by men and society as a whole are. And I got
angry and pointed that out, saying that if I talked to her about
any other examples of unfairness in the world, like the way LGBT
people and ethnic minorities are treated, she wouldn’t have ducked
out on me then, but she always sticks her head in the sand when I’m
talking about any plight of women in particular.
Continuing in replies:

I just saw a squirrel on the front porch. Very concerning. I really
hope they won’t start chewing up the front door again. It looked
like it was licking the brick stoop? I saw a rabbit doing something
like that recently. I have no idea why.

It sucks seeing different apps I use stop working because my phone
is too old.

I’m having a really horrible morning. Don’t even care that I’ve
finally started hatching Rock-types because what’s happening IRL is
so awful.

I’m convinced that I’m cursed. I’ve hatched 98 eggs from the lab
today but not a single one of them was Rock-type, and that’s all I
need.

Alright, I’m breaking the chain. Got up to 143 but it wasn’t enough
for a single shiny. First Emera shiny hunt failed.