easter: *ends*

the pope: *dies of cringe*

idk just something a little light to help y'all's day.

"I microwave my tea water"

me: *holds up cross* BEGONE HERETIC

I remember when in my state saying "gay" was apparently so dirty adults refused to say it outright (always spelling it verbally) and considered it a grave insult (someone got suspended for calling their classmate gay)

This was 2010-ish

I live in deep blue illinois.

in a very progressive city.

That was weird.

shadow roselia, a nice bouquet for my first date whenever I get one :D

Germany: *rising right wing influences*
Italy: *rising right wing influences*
Japan: *rising right wing influences and building bigger naval ships for potential war with a much larger enemy*

I've seen this one, it's a classic :D

Guy that got banned from a friends server for trolling, spamming, etc: "hey you're staff, ask the owner to unban me"

Me: "k I will"

*some time later*

"Why am I not unbanned?"

Me:

Nobody:
10AM thoughts: Technoblade died before any of his friends got exposed, meaning he managed to die before his reputation could be ruined.

Thats an advanced technique like there, I really wish I saw his vids sooner.

great two people in my pal pad say I deserve all the niceties...

I MEAN THANKS BUT I WISH YOU NICE PEOPLE EXISTED IRL.

When a friend tries to make a joke about your mother, and you retort with a better joke that is also about your mother.

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written

#Dorkfact
Orcas are able to drown sharks.
I'm more scared of orcas thanks to this.

"what are you laughing at"
me: nothin'
me internally: "hehe, jihadist bakugan"

#ActualPHscale

Imagine if users on here were ranked by how acidic or alkaline they were.

Me? I'd like to be a chemical buffer, made of citrus.

RIP tony todd, the candyman, and one of the best VAs for any decepticon in the history of the franchise.

seeing how vicious people are being on social media just made me remember.
how painful it is to be cynical about everything, and being right about it.

<---- vibin'

Yanderedev was a cheaty liar and a douchebag, the son and the holy spirit.
but now he has the grand daddy of the unholy trinity....and I can't believe it took us this long to find out.

I hate democracy, I love the republic.

at least the stupid boomer joke ended.

no wifi means no friends, no entertainment, no escape from the gangs, etc.
which means no break from my anxiety or depression.
how can it NOT scare me.

Honestly can vampires be real?
I'd like some joyous nighttime shenaniganery with such an alluring creature.