great two people in my pal pad say I deserve all the niceties...

I MEAN THANKS BUT I WISH YOU NICE PEOPLE EXISTED IRL.

seriously why is the event so random to evolve, WHAT IS THE SPECIFIC LEVEL UP REQUIREMENT, FRIENDSHIP, STATS, WHAT IS IT?

people say level up but clearly there's more to it.

nothing says sadness like finding out britt allcroft has passed on.

gdi....

I love world of warships, but man am I good at world of warplanes.
world of tanks sucks though

Btw just a fact, if you ever intend to talk about politics with me, know this, I am a satirist, I see that mess as a circus to mock and laugh at.
I laugh at the bumbling and mumbling and the chaos, and I love to joke about it too, all the power in the world and they don't know what to do with it except be idiots.

Maybe thats why I love fiction, its somehow more respectable.

with the new year upon us, all I can say is.

between my racist neighbors, my unhelpful apartment management (who is also likely racist), the new president and government which makes wild promises, this year is going to be JUICY.

RIP Jimmy carter

You lived long and prospered, now you can be with your wife again, rest easy, you had the greatest post-presidency of any president.

and I did not get any creepy christmas gifts.
which is good.

disney officials: we must buy sega
me: WHINERRRRRRRRR

When a friend tries to make a joke about your mother, and you retort with a better joke that is also about your mother.

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written

#Dorkfact
Orcas are able to drown sharks.
I'm more scared of orcas thanks to this.

"what are you laughing at"
me: nothin'
me internally: "hehe, jihadist bakugan"

#ActualPHscale

Imagine if users on here were ranked by how acidic or alkaline they were.

Me? I'd like to be a chemical buffer, made of citrus.

I write fanfiction, I enjoy fictional characters, and feel misanthropic.

I am a secret AI.

RIP tony todd, the candyman, and one of the best VAs for any decepticon in the history of the franchise.

seeing how vicious people are being on social media just made me remember.
how painful it is to be cynical about everything, and being right about it.

Here's a political fact for you guys.

In a democracy, people vote for a group of leaders that then have absolute power to vote amongst themselves whatever they wish

In a constitutional republic, people vote for a group of leaders that vote amongst themselves whatever they want but under confines of the law.

This difference has been the background of american government since its inception, and stems from the argument of small government vs big government that the founding fathers fiercely debated, one side wanting the central government to be strong, the other side wanting the states to be strong.

In essence, the government as we see it today is a constitutional republic that has balanced central power and local power for centuries, and was never meant to be a democracy.

That is the difference, they are not interchangeable.

<---- vibin'

To everyone I want to say this.
fear is a very dangerous poison, we have been fed dangerous lies and deceitful exaggerations, with neglect to explain how it'd be impossible for things to pass.
we have checks, we have balances, we have barriers that cant be breached easily.

8 years people claimed things would happen that never came to pass, no chance it'll happen in the next 4, we'll be fine.

I may be blocked but I do not care, america has evolved since 2020, and I'm happy.
may we continue winning gang, may our leaders shape up and become competent now knowing they cant pursue someone endlessly and pathetically to save their careers.