Gem cauldron... why do you loathe me?

#AnotherRowanQuest

Manifesting rain in the Emera weather forecast

Starting my summer fitness journey today and it's gonna be hard to keep running with my busy schedule but we're doing it anyways because I want to get my lungs semi-functioning again </3

Coming back here has to be one of the strangest experiences. Last time I was on was almost 3 years ago and today I had to re-learn where the Miltank were because I couldn't find them. Also ghosted my RP group R.I.P. </3

If we all went on strike from interacting for like a day... Would the feed free berry/give a hug program just cease to exist?

sigh

That feeling when your OTP is finally making progress again

People are c r a z y tonight. I should’ve stayed holed up on the couch eating an inhuman amount of goldfish and watching my Chinese E-sports romcom in peace

Honey nut cheerios—the clearly superior snack

You guys my lava lamp stopped working T^T

…get it I guess *whoops and nae naes out the door*

Somehow there’s 7879 Eevee eggs in the tall grass…

Revolution may be afoot

Loooong overdue user change: Pyria—>PastryQueen!

Update on the hair chop: turned out surprisingly well—I’m living la vida loca

Just did the chop on my hair… it’s not dry yet so the results have yet to be discovered… 🫠

#SaveTheCheapNuggets

Have none of you taken an economics class??? If everyone buys stuff cheap and sells it more expensively the prices go up—help us keep nug prices down by selling your nuggets CHEAP!

“Gooooood morning Emera! This is Joe, and I’m Jane, here with your daily broadcast! First up, the rainbow plu—“

“JANE! It’s like six in the morning, some of us hate mornings, some of us didn’t get their coffee this morning. Your outrageous enthusiasm is going to make me spontaneously combust!” *faceplants on desk*

“Excuse me, ma’am? Are you going to order?”
“…”
“You’ve been holding up the line for 8 minutes.”
“…”
“I’m going to have to call security if you keep this up.”
“…”
“Listen, do you want cheesy bread or regular bread? Those are the only 2 kinds of bread we have!”
“…”

Y’ain’t seen nothin yet, son 🤠