TW: Your Health Matters

A bit late, but I want to say happy men's health awareness month. I know I'm focusing on male player base, but no matter what you identify as, please make sure to take good care of yourself both physically and mentally and don't be afraid to speak out.

TW: Giving good advice

Something serious happened recently that made me think...

Young ones, even if you hate going to school or uni or whatever, just get the diploma. That useless paper is good to show to the old farts that still value it.

Daycare owner, please give me the egg I need, I didn't hatch even one wydoll in a few days ;-; Please don't make this hunt even harder than it already is

Trigger Warning(or as you cool kids like to say, TW): Referencing a R rated movie

Been sneezing so hard, starting to feel like Tony Montana

Disclaimer: I'm talking about bad things here

Yk tfw when you're craving that late night smoke, but your run out of papers? It's the worst!

I think it is impressive how cool the new event mons are! Oh and don't get me started on the extremely cool way to get them! You either need to risk getting carpal tunnel to get a chance of encountering a shiny, or risk getting carpal tunnel to get some points for the egg, obviously you won't break the rules right?

And let me tell you how great is it knowing that some pokemon might not appear anymore (looking at you Shaymin) since who needs them, am I right? *Insert rich person laugh*

But the most innovative bug feature I mean, is when you take the risk of carpal tunnel and you get rewarded with... less eggs in the daycare? Did I feel this right, because it's such a nice bug feature for people who are hunting events!

Or how about when we get 2x days, and surprise surprise, another bug, sorry feature makes us get less eggs? Or do we chalk it up to feeling again?

Three wydoll eggs in hand,
hearts race with hopeful delight…
yet no gleam greets the dawn.

Joy dances in my heart,
Friday's gift of freedom shines,
No alarms tomorrow.

Big mistake called my name,
Regret waited just behind,
I’m glad I stayed still.

~Oh eggy eggy eggs, barely been a little while~
~Oh eggy eggy eggs, where’s my Wydoll egg with a smile?~