radical OPTIMISM

i went to school as spongebob. didnt have a bald cap so i used saran wrap. i noticed a good third of every person i saw stare at me. i had a yellow box where i cut out holes, a saran wrapped head, yellow facepaint to become the sponge, a spatula to further prove my spongebobness and a dream

im becoming spongebob today

the lingering fact of knowing that i need to invest in a new needle for my record player feels like a chore

I GOT ETHEL CAIN TICKETS YESTERDAY

You bobbed a very fresh apple, it looks so glossy!
(Slightly increased shiny chance)

Your coin is shining much brighter than all the other coins!
(Increased shiny chance)

we are manifesting a shiny today okk

i am so alive

my bank account has no time to breathe with these vinyl drops

living

i regret to say that i got 4 taylor swift bootleg records yesterday

im tired

so close to what to win aoty at the grammys 2026

i slept like 14 hours

why does money repel me

just watched the new wendy williams documentary and my heart is shattered omg

a danish record store restocked lana del reys honeymoon on red vinyl with alt cover yesterday. they sold it for 50 euros. its reselling online for like 300. I GOT IT SDFGULHFLKGDL

the record store day list released AND CHARLI IS FINALLY REPRESSING NUMBER 1 ANGEL WE CHEERED

well brat deserved that aoty but ig the academy doesnt want talent to win (no shade but girl what)

just preordered lady gagas new album yuppp

laufey heart shaped valentine "chocolate dipped strawberry" vinyl SECUREDD