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Roast a Pokemon

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askewmintleaf
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Posted: Sat, 11/06/2022 07:38 (3 Years ago)
You didnt say which pokemon it was so imma just do satichu-

Satichu is weird and its eyes look odd.


Chansey
Rickrolls, amiright?
EnderBlaze6120
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Posted: Sat, 11/06/2022 08:33 (3 Years ago)
Chansey is that one annoying kid that tries to be funny but ends up cracking unfunny jokes

Snorunt
Train these Pokémon please ;)

RickAstley
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Posted: Sat, 11/06/2022 08:35 (3 Years ago)
Snorunt shivers when cold but is made of ice but when it’s hot it dies

Smeargle
EnderBlaze6120
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Posted: Sat, 11/06/2022 08:36 (3 Years ago)
Smeargle looks like a rejected art student

Spheal
Train these Pokémon please ;)

RickAstley
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Posted: Sat, 11/06/2022 08:39 (3 Years ago)
Spheal is so fat

We had to put it in two lines


Froakie
askewmintleaf
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Posted: Sat, 11/06/2022 08:53 (3 Years ago)
Froakie is weird and blue when frogs arent blue. It looks sticky and odd


Oh how cool rick astley is here

Solosis (bruh did i spell it right)
Rickrolls, amiright?
EnderBlaze6120
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Posted: Sat, 11/06/2022 09:16 (3 Years ago)
Imagine being a textbook example of a unicellular organism and it can evolve into you

Passimian
Train these Pokémon please ;)

ShatteredDiamond
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Posted: Sat, 11/06/2022 23:16 (3 Years ago)
Another monkey and it's forgettable? The creators have outdone themselves!

Regigigas
ꡍꡎꡖꡱꡖꡄꡱꡀꡑꡄꡱꡁꡑꡈꡋꡋꡈꡀꡍꡓꡫꡱꡍꡎꡖꡱꡖꡄꡱꡀꡑꡄꡱꡏꡄꡑꡅꡄꡂꡓꡫꡱꡍꡎꡖꡱꡖꡄ/ꡈꡱꡀꡌ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡁꡔꡓ,ꡱꡈꡱꡆꡀꡕꡄꡱꡈꡍ. ꡀꡍꡃꡱꡍꡎꡖ,ꡱꡈ'ꡌꡱꡓꡎꡱꡁꡋꡀꡌꡄꡱꡅꡎꡑꡱꡎꡔꡑ/ꡌꡘꡱꡅꡀꡓꡄ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡈ'ꡌꡱꡒꡎꡑꡑꡘ... ꡈ'ꡌꡱꡒꡎꡱꡒꡎꡑꡑꡘ... ꡈꡱꡒꡇꡎꡔꡋꡃ'ꡕꡄꡱꡃꡎꡍꡄꡱꡌꡎꡑꡄ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡏꡋꡄꡀꡒꡄ,ꡱꡋꡄꡓ'ꡒꡱꡍꡄꡕꡄꡑꡱꡒꡏꡄꡀꡊꡱꡎꡅꡱꡓꡇꡈꡒꡱꡀꡆꡀꡈꡍ-ꡱꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡈ... ꡖꡇo am I?
EnderBlaze6120
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Posted: Sat, 11/06/2022 23:51 (3 Years ago)
This pokemon is so hated that in legends arkoos, he gets slow start anyway despite there being no abilities

Pyukumuku
Train these Pokémon please ;)

JustMew
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Posted: Sun, 12/06/2022 06:04 (3 Years ago)
Pyukumuku is looks like a corrupted headgehog that got red stuff stuck to its back, oh, I know what it is, rubbish, like itself (I legit made p that roast, the pyukumuku is so hard to burn)

Swanna >:)
I exist, only sometimes.
EnderBlaze6120
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Posted: Sun, 12/06/2022 07:09 (3 Years ago)
Swanna is … to be honest this majestic Pokémon is ruined by literally naming it after what it’s based after

Applin
Train these Pokémon please ;)

askewmintleaf
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Posted: Sun, 12/06/2022 10:54 (3 Years ago)
A weird apple. If it was real I might mistake it for an apple, too. Why did pokemon name applin after an apple when there dont seem to have any apples in the series, just berries?


Wartortle
Rickrolls, amiright?
EnderBlaze6120
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Posted: Sun, 12/06/2022 11:10 (3 Years ago)
What if you wanted to fly
But arceus said Get some fake wings lmao

Ralts
Train these Pokémon please ;)

askewmintleaf
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Posted: Sun, 12/06/2022 11:34 (3 Years ago)
Some kind of emo wanna be that couldn’t be emo bc their parents said no, so it tried but ended up failing.


Raiku
Rickrolls, amiright?
EnderBlaze6120
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Posted: Sun, 12/06/2022 12:51 (3 Years ago)
Raikou is so fast it ends up living in darkness

Bulbasaur
Train these Pokémon please ;)

ShatteredDiamond
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Posted: Sun, 12/06/2022 18:32 (3 Years ago)
'First is the worst' applies to many things, including this Pokemon.

Scorbunny
ꡍꡎꡖꡱꡖꡄꡱꡀꡑꡄꡱꡁꡑꡈꡋꡋꡈꡀꡍꡓꡫꡱꡍꡎꡖꡱꡖꡄꡱꡀꡑꡄꡱꡏꡄꡑꡅꡄꡂꡓꡫꡱꡍꡎꡖꡱꡖꡄ/ꡈꡱꡀꡌ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡁꡔꡓ,ꡱꡈꡱꡆꡀꡕꡄꡱꡈꡍ. ꡀꡍꡃꡱꡍꡎꡖ,ꡱꡈ'ꡌꡱꡓꡎꡱꡁꡋꡀꡌꡄꡱꡅꡎꡑꡱꡎꡔꡑ/ꡌꡘꡱꡅꡀꡓꡄ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡈ'ꡌꡱꡒꡎꡑꡑꡘ... ꡈ'ꡌꡱꡒꡎꡱꡒꡎꡑꡑꡘ... ꡈꡱꡒꡇꡎꡔꡋꡃ'ꡕꡄꡱꡃꡎꡍꡄꡱꡌꡎꡑꡄ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡏꡋꡄꡀꡒꡄ,ꡱꡋꡄꡓ'ꡒꡱꡍꡄꡕꡄꡑꡱꡒꡏꡄꡀꡊꡱꡎꡅꡱꡓꡇꡈꡒꡱꡀꡆꡀꡈꡍ-ꡱꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡈ... ꡖꡇo am I?
JustMew
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Posted: Sun, 12/06/2022 22:07 (3 Years ago)
Scorbunny thinks it’s so cute, but it’s actually is emo, but acting like it’s not

Minccino
I exist, only sometimes.
EnderBlaze6120
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Posted: Mon, 13/06/2022 00:05 (3 Years ago)
Minccino sounds like a fancy way of saying cappuccino when it evolves rather than a disappointing pokemon

Rowlet
Train these Pokémon please ;)

Lolb1ts
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Posted: Mon, 13/06/2022 00:29 (3 Years ago)
Rowlet does like eating berries yes, but it really thought an everstone was one too.

Tauros

"My name’s Milo. I’m a Gym Leader and rather partial to Grass-type Pokémon."

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EnderBlaze6120
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Posted: Mon, 13/06/2022 01:05 (3 Years ago)
Tauros looks like he will go to the store to buy milk and never return

Charmander
Train these Pokémon please ;)