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The Broken Realms
Forum-Index → Roleplay → The Broken Realms"Death, calm down, don't be a son of a *****." Comic said, knowing that saying something like that when Death was this angry would probably be enough to have Death take him over his knee.
Death raised a non-existant eyebrow, "You'd better watch what you say to me."
"Alright, fine, be an *** for all I ca-" Comic started.
Death interrupted Comic by dragging him away by the back of his hood.
"No! Please! I'm sorry! It slipped! I'll never do it again!"
"You're gonna be sorry." Death replied.
"I so want to believe that..." Comic muttered.
Death ignored Comic, and walked into a nearby forest, proceeding to 'discipline' Comic.
(Me mentioning what Death actually is doing to Comic is a good way to get banned, if you honestly want to know, palpad me. I'll settle for that.)
"Ow! Death! Please! Owww! I'll be good! I promise! It hurts! Please! Ow!!! NO DON'T YOU DARE!! Owwwwwwww!!" Comic cried out.
Comic fell limp, having no more energy except enough to cry at the top of his lungs.
Death said nothing, doing ten more and then stopping, and lightly stroking Comic's back in an attempt to calm him down.
Comic didn't know that Death had stopped, and kept on crying.
"Shh... it's okay... I forgive you..." Death whispered, cradling Comic in his arms like one would a baby, being careful of Comic's sore body.
Comic sobbed into Death's shoulder. "I'm *hic* sorry, Death... *hic*"
"It's okay... Just don't do it again..."
"Um... technically you mean how do we open the portal." Comic muttered.
"Comic, we'll talk later." Death growled.
"But I haven't recovered yet!" Comic exclaimed.
"Any more protesting and it'll be bare-bottomed and twice as long." Death replied.
Comic stayed quiet.