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Posted: Tue, 10/06/2025 21:35 (6 Days ago)
"if it were one, MAYBE, BUT A WHOLE DAMN HOARD!?" April exclaimed in exasperation at Mew's big back hunger. Wheezing every few steps, slowly but surely she narrowed the distance between the two because one should never underestimate someone whose running with their life on the line.

Though looking back, the meat does kinda look good..

No!

April shook her head rapidly.

She mustn't be a big back!

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Posted: Tue, 10/06/2025 21:07 (6 Days ago)
April shakily raises her head and looked at the crowd of dust being gathered in the distance. Her eyes slowly widened.

"Y-you guys... What that coming towards us—!"

The ground was trembling like a grade 5 earthquake as a huge shadow reminiscing of a mob was running towards them at record speed.

April is immediately got back on her feet as if her butt was on fire. The previous listless expression on her face was gone, instead replaced with a slight terror and incredulousness at their current situation.

"Y'all, I think it's time to run for our lives..!"

And then April bolted.

Well at least tried to with a Dex of 0.

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Posted: Tue, 10/06/2025 21:02 (6 Days ago)
However, mayhaps the due to the fact that NOTHING was happening and that NOBODY was heading to town... God has decided to send a hoard of tauros-mix-milktank-looking monsters charging towards them as if they were seeing red.

Quote from System ⚠️ Warning ⚠️ - A Hoard of Angry Taurmoos is charging towards your party. If every member of the party doesn't reach the [Safe Zone - Windflower Village] in 3 minutes, party members will suffer to extreme drawbacks and debuffs.


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Posted: Tue, 10/06/2025 20:56 (6 Days ago)



Bardpril almost stood up. ALMOST.

However fate had other plans as Bardpril really liked the green-ness of the grass and continued to weep as she lied their.

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Posted: Sun, 08/06/2025 23:44 (8 Days ago)
"MAN I WISH I WAS A BABY. THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SCHOOL, FOOD, PARENTS, PEOPLE, IDIOTS—"

Suddenly fired up, April started a long tangent about why she wants to be a baby again. But realizing that nobody was listening to her woes of suffering made a tear she'd down from her face.

"...:("

She desperately wants new friends.

Sniff sniff :(

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Posted: Sun, 08/06/2025 17:29 (8 Days ago)
Quote from System
Sēnior Rizzy's Rizz 📉📉📉


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Posted: Sun, 08/06/2025 17:03 (8 Days ago)
The ground taste great.

April concludes as she was sprawled out dramatically on the ground contemplating life descions.. again.

Not bothering sitting up, April just points to the system screen that should be floating around their head about 169° north.

"Looky there, it says we need to go to the village and pRePaRe ourselves to fight a slime in route 4." April then points towards the opening within the woods where roofs and smokes of houses peak out. "It seems like the village is that way."

Despite saying that April seems like she has no obligations to sit up. With the most listless and deadpan face possible, she reaches out towards child— no, Sēnior Rizzy and Mew with her arms wide.

"Carry me."

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Posted: Wed, 04/06/2025 20:00 (12 Days ago)
For regular actions, a minimum of d10+ is considered a success.

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Defence against April

Dex against Royal

Roll 1 - Success
Roll 2 - Failure




Maybe perhaps Bardpril was truly a twink, or maybe she just wasn't trying but she did NOT succeed in pulling Mew off her. Though it was a tough struggle, a few hairs scratched off, and Mew herself almost let go... The endeavor continues.

However her luck did not last, as a hit, though meager from Royal finally knock Mew off (not without a handful of hair though).

"YOWCHHHHHHHHHHH"

April screamed as she was flunked off with difficulty.

Can she restart life and make new friends? Please?

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Posted: Wed, 04/06/2025 19:44 (12 Days ago)
For regular actions, a minimum of d10+ is considered a success.

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Royal's
mew's

5 < 17

MEW WINS!





Bardpril breaths deeply, almost looking like she aged a decade. She couldn't help but yearn for alcohol so she won't have to bear sight to the beard thief vs. beard wearer in front of her. But seeing Mew's crazed gaze as well as Royal's equally so if not more crazy gaze... She decided to help mew by attempting to pull Mew off of royal alongside the... Strangely attractive beard.

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Posted: Wed, 04/06/2025 19:35 (12 Days ago)
'S-should I help....?'

Bardpril gulped as she stared at the.. erm.. the best way to describe the scene is if one imagines a rat thats somehow got his claws stuck on Santa's long ass beard and is being swat at like a fly.

"...should I pray to God at the moment..? Should I help..? Um."




Roll to help royal
Roll to help mew
Compare values.

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Posted: Wed, 04/06/2025 17:10 (12 Days ago)
For regular actions, a minimum of d10+ is considered a success.


Major Success!

Mew lunged towards Sēnior Rizz with fever and despite the fact that almost realistically she shouldn't be able to reach it, she did.


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Posted: Wed, 04/06/2025 15:40 (12 Days ago)
"oh look you guys are finally awa— what the freak."

The smile that was upon Bardpril shattered upon witnessing the strange scene in front of her. W-was that Royal with a... Party city beard!? Is that Mew... I-is she having an episode??

"Hol up folks. Let's chillax I won't question what in the frickity fuck is going on but look! We all died and now has a system! Isn't that fun! We're dead! Yay!"

At the same time, the narrator smacks their lips and flips the page. In the next following scene, the trio must head to the village and gather supplies for their arduous mission they will soon take on.

Which is.. to defeat a slime in the open field in route 4.

A similar message was displayed on the system for each of the dumbasses.

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Posted: Wed, 04/06/2025 00:47 (13 Days ago)
'ah. I'm going to die young. Ahhh—'

"–AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Was the last thing on April's glorious mind before she was hit tragically by a big fat truck-kun.

However when she opened her eyes and saw her unfamiliar surroundings that was definitely not heaven, as well as the 2 other very familiar figures (who were similarly fainted) sprawled out beside her, April almost didn't notice the little system blinking in from of her face.

"Yooo wtf, I'm a bard?!"

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Posted: Wed, 04/06/2025 00:44 (13 Days ago)
Bizarre Adventure of Stupid Idiots

HYPOTHETICALLY, what if 3 people, who just so happens to know each other, who just so happens to be wonderfully stupid and idiotic and has a lack thereof common sense all got sent flying into the distance with truck-kun?

HYPOTHETICALLY, what if all three of them isekaid after their dramatic exit with truck-kun and woke up in a completely different world filled with magic, dungeons, and dragons?

Insert, the eldest, the tallest, the smartest of them all who is horrendously tone death and can't run or catch for the love of their life. Well, not that they have one.

Insert, middle child, the yapper in peaceful disguise. While she may be colorblind, she does have a beautiful, gorgeous beard that looks like it came from party city that everyone swoons over.

Insert, the youngest, the self-proclaimed coolest, chilliest and the shortest of them all. Nothing but internet access and stop her from disappearing. Especially from the horrifying beast, known as cheese.

These auspicious folks are now tasked with the journey to travel through the magical land of Lacigam and defeat the big bag dragon before they could return home with a second chance of life! Can they do it? Or will they end up being croaked?

Roll the d20 to find out!

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QuotePlayer 1 - April
Bard
Dex - 0 | Str - 3 | Con - 2 | Int - 4 | Wis - 1 | Rizz - 0

QuotePlayer 2 - Royal
Wizard
Dex - -4 | Str - 0 | Con - 0 | Int - 4 | Wis - 5 | Rizz - 1

QuotePlayer 3 - Mew
Rogue
Dex - 5 | Str - 3 | Con - 0 | Int - 2 | Wis - 0 | Rizz - 0


ps: to all my other fellow friends and strangers, if you can't tell, this is meant to be stupid and ironic lol


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Posted: Sun, 30/03/2025 23:36 (2 Months ago)
one final boop bc I put way too much work in my form

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Posted: Wed, 19/03/2025 02:31 (2 Months ago)
In Ayran's peripheral vision, he sees a shadow looming towards his and Sobble's direction at top speed. He sucks in a breath and swerves out of the way. What ended up striking the hallway wall was a sword.

Ayran scrunches his eyebrow, a frown resting tightly on his lips unlike the usual polite smile he would have. He immediately got into a battle ready stance as he prepares to pull out his scimitars at any moment. However when he realized that the sword looks a tad bit familiar...

(...is that how it works? :skull: also would it be just us two now :'D)

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Posted: Tue, 11/03/2025 03:28 (3 Months ago)
Ayran looked around and pondered. It felt like years has passed in the span of a few seconds. Was he really that attached to Scarlett?

Ayran muttered something under his breath. It was probably something about how he was going to be worried to death if they couldn't find her soon.

(What was the plot again 🧍)

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Posted: Sun, 23/02/2025 03:56 (3 Months ago)
(boop?)

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Posted: Tue, 11/02/2025 16:08 (4 Months ago)
I'm so in!!

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Posted: Tue, 11/02/2025 00:55 (4 Months ago)
form complete~

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