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Posted: Mon, 18/04/2022 00:45 (3 Years ago)
Please eat some sushi

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Posted: Mon, 18/04/2022 00:44 (3 Years ago)
Banned because pichu

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Posted: Mon, 18/04/2022 00:30 (3 Years ago)
Okay, but how did I get from Who Framed Roger Rabbit's wikipedia article to World War II's wikipedia article?!


Waiter! There's a teleporting fish in my soup!

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Posted: Mon, 18/04/2022 00:26 (3 Years ago)
We always insisted on adopting a human who'd chomp on rat tails in an intergalactic community of celestial woopers with a sparkly pocket dimension of depressingly slimy vampiric actresses.

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Posted: Mon, 18/04/2022 00:25 (3 Years ago)
I am the sink, where is the drowning person?

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Posted: Mon, 18/04/2022 00:24 (3 Years ago)
Stop being so pushy

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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 22:19 (3 Years ago)
10/10

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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 20:15 (3 Years ago)
Banned because sea fairy reminds me of anahita

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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 18:30 (3 Years ago)
Banned because what

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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 18:14 (3 Years ago)
Banned because I'm definitely not listening to 'Decrease Your Device's Aural Output' to train my earrape resistance

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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 17:52 (3 Years ago)
Banned because undertale seems like a bullet hell game and now I'm scared

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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 17:41 (3 Years ago)
Banned because hmmmm
Serendibite is an extremely rare silicate mineral that was first discovered in 1902 in Sri Lanka by Dunil Palitha Gunasekera and named after Serendib, the old Arabic name for Sri Lanka.
----Wikipedia

you are not worthless

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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 17:29 (3 Years ago)
Banned because floccinaucinihilipilification means the act of estimating something to be worthless

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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 17:06 (3 Years ago)
Banned because it is warm and dry

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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 16:54 (3 Years ago)
Banned because I made something with AI Dungeon

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You are (insert name here), a peasant living in a small village in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork and nothing else. You dream of getting out of your village and having an adventure. You go to your fields and begin working. You look up and see a great beast. It is a humongous black dragon. It lands in your fields and begins breathing fire on your crops. You wake up, terrified. You run back to your house and quickly pack a few things. You grab your family and pets and decide to leave. You run out of your house, but the dragon is breathing fire on your house and it is engulfed in flames. You scream, but no one can hear you. The next morning, you find out that your house has been destroyed and all your family and pets are dead.
You are now a very unhappy peasant and are convinced that the dragon is your bad luck. Every night, you hear it breathing fire on you, burning your crops. You dream of killing the dragon or trying to flee the country. You don't have the money to do either. You live this life for years, serving the king of Larion.
Then one day, a large group of peasants ask the king for help to kill the dragon. The king agrees, but only if it doesn't involve the kingdom of Marbeth. The king of Larion, however, doesn't listen to reason. So, these peasants revolt and kill their king. The next morning, they march to the palace and demand that the king of Marbeth give them weapons to kill the dragon. The king of Marbeth refuses, but gives them horses and a few weapons. The peasants kill the guards at the gates and begin looting the palace.
The next day, the dragon comes back and breathes fire on the city, killing dozens of people and burning down half the city. The king of Marbeth is afraid the dragon will kill him, so he flees the city, taking the princess with him. The dragon chases them to a nearby mountain where they hide. The peasants revolt again. The king of Marbeth refuses to give anyone more weapons, but he doesn't stop them either because he fears the dragon.
Soon, the dragon finds them and breathes fire on them.


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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 16:39 (3 Years ago)
Banned because lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.

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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 16:19 (3 Years ago)
Banned because you succeeded in stoking my curiosity

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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 16:16 (3 Years ago)
Banned because those are sauna whisks

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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 16:05 (3 Years ago)
Banned because the twins in the desc are lolli and pop, and not retinazer and spazmatism

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Posted: Sun, 17/04/2022 15:59 (3 Years ago)
Banned because this seems like foreshadowing

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