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Absbor
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Posted: Sun, 02/03/2025 18:36 (5 Months ago)

Quote from at level 79Sometimes I wonder if he ever thinks of me. I mean, he never met me, so it's normal if he doesn't. But isn't it also a natural thing to wonder?
... Did he ever want to meet me? ... Does he even know my name?
I am sorry I was never there for him, but it wasn't my fault! I tried, I really did. I called her. I begged her. I did everything. ... But you can't change her mind. Not Lara's.

... Oh, hello, [insert username here]! I didn't see you coming. Do you need anything?

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Posted: Sun, 02/03/2025 11:51 (5 Months ago)

Quote from Oh no, how could this have happened! I recently placed a large order for Orthworm eggs from the Paldea region—and now it seems that my shipment got lost! My delivery Delibird dropped all eggs over the Tall Grass. It is impossible for me to find them all, and also admittedly too dangerous for me. I am not exactly the youngest fella...
Can you help me get them back? I will reward you generously for your efforts! Depending on how many you find, I will reward you with shiny boosts, items and even a very special egg I've most recently received from the Paldea region. Come to my Lab and I will give you the details.

Oh dear! This can't be. ... Please tell me this didn't happen. ... Oh dear, oh dear.

Absbor, I need your help! My latest shipment of Orthworm eggs got lost in the wild! They are incredibly important for my current research. I have no idea how this could have happened, but my delivery Delibird dropped all parcels over the Tall Grass. They must have been too exhausted to carry the load. If I am being honest to myself, I have indeed ordered perhaps a bit too much recently. But I am this close to a great discovery, I can feel it in my joints!

Please find as many as you can, hatch them and bring them back to me. I will reward you, of course, depending on how many you return to me.

Quote from Hello trainers of Emera Town! Prof. Rowan speaking. Or... typing, technically.

Fantastic news: Thanks to everyone's hard work, over 10 thousand Orthworm from my lost shipment have been recovered! These remarkable Pokémon have been tirelessly burrowing through the soil, and their iron-rich diet is revealing something unexpected—precious gems hidden deep beneath Emera Town.

Recently, I've started collaborating with Greg the Gem Collector to investigate these newfound minerals. Orthworm's tunneling has uncovered mysterious gemstones unlike anything seen before, and I must understand their origins! There is much to learn, but for that, I need more Orthworm... m-o-r-e!

I still rely on your help. But as a thank-you for your incredible efforts, I will boost everyone's Egg Radar today. Your radar will now scan twice as fast for eggs in the Tall Grass! This boost lasts for the next 24 hours. Keep searching, trainers—who knows what secrets these burrowing Pokémon might uncover next?

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Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Sun, 02/03/2025 09:46 (5 Months ago)
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Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Sat, 01/03/2025 16:08 (5 Months ago)
	Whole, uncropped video on youtube: https://youtu.be/Mdu9LXE9ejY [Read more]

Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Tue, 25/02/2025 12:15 (5 Months ago)
	i like the update! [Read more]

Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Tue, 18/02/2025 10:52 (5 Months ago)
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Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Mon, 17/02/2025 14:33 (5 Months ago)
	searching by name is also a good idea and could go hand in hand with rarity. :-o [Read more]

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Posted: Wed, 12/02/2025 10:00 (5 Months ago)

Bild 1: Ich habe Gender-Dysphorie aufgrund meiner wachsender Brust.
Panel 1: I have gender dysphoria against my growing chest.

Bild 2: Also nehme ich Testo, um sie kleiner zu kriegen bis hin gar nicht.
Panel 2: So, I’m taking testo to make it smaller til to nullify it.

Bild 3 & 4: Mein Autismus hat ein Problem mit Veränderungen und führt Krieg mit meinem Herz.
Panel 3 & 4: My autism has problems with changes and is now at war with my heart.

Teil/Part 1 (pokeheroes link)

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Posted: Tue, 11/02/2025 16:45 (5 Months ago)

Bild 1 - Zahnärztin: "Sicher, dass >200X geboren< stimmt?"
Bild 2 - Ich: "Ja."
Bild 3 - Zahnärztin: "Die 7ner kommen heraus, wenn man 12 ist."
Bild 4 - Ich: + gerade 2. Pubertät
+ musste mal 6 Milchzähne unter Narkose ziehen, weil die sich wie erwachsene Zähne benahmen
Bild 5 - Ich: "... Ja."
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Panel 1 - Dentist: "Are you sure >born 200X< is correct?"
Bild 2 - Me: "Yes."
Bild 3 - Dentist: "The 7's were supposed to break through at the age of 12."
Bild 4 - Me: + 2nd puberty
+ had to pull 6 baby teeth at once under anesthesia because they cosplayed as adult teeth
Bild 5 - Me: "... Yes."

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Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Tue, 11/02/2025 15:22 (5 Months ago)
	ich musste paar mal sogar scrollen, weil der Bildschirm meines Laptops klein ist. 😹😭 [Read more]

Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Fri, 07/02/2025 12:36 (5 Months ago)
	Panel 1 - Me: "Could it be that both my eyes are crossed?" (Original: Kann es sein, dass ich mit beiden Augen schiele?) Panel 2 - Doctor: "No, your left eye is squinting more." (Original: Nein, Sie schielen links mehr.) Panel 3 - Me: ? [Read more]

Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Tue, 04/02/2025 09:15 (6 Months ago)
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Posted: Mon, 03/02/2025 17:02 (6 Months ago)

Bild 1: Ich (Katzenohren und Kappe), Kuscheltier (das im Rucksack)

Bild 2: * Nehme aktiv Testosteron ein (2. Pubertät) und habe keine Ahnung von sozialen Normen *

Bild 3: * Gehe in die selbe Richtung, wie die Person vor mir *

Bild 4: "Ich schwöre, ich bin- meine nichts böses!"

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Panel 1: Me (cat anthro), plushie (the one lurking out of my bag)

Panel 2: * Actively takes testosterone (2nd puberty) and have no clue about social norms *

Panel 3: * Going the same direction as the person in front of them *

Panel 4: "I swear, I'm not- don't mean anything bad!"

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Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Wed, 29/01/2025 14:12 (6 Months ago)
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Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Tue, 28/01/2025 11:02 (6 Months ago)
	a german joke from one of my teachers. "[...]es gibt nur ein Zettel, wo drauf steht: 'Hier vermutet'." eng-> "[...]there's notice which states: 'to be expected here'." to expect a brain is the joke. [Read more]

Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Sun, 26/01/2025 08:37 (6 Months ago)
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Posted: Wed, 22/01/2025 07:52 (6 Months ago)

Bild 1: "Ich habe viel nachgedacht. Ich hatte eine harte Zeit mit meiner Pubertät und mein undiagnosierter Autismus hat meinen* Selbsthass sehr verstärkt."

Bild 2: "Deswegen wundere ich mich, ob ich tatsächlich mein angeborenes Geschl-"

Bild 3: "Neee! Du bist entweder nicht-binär oder nicht-existierend!"

Bild 4: ~~tot~~ vor Herzakrobatik umgeknickt

Teil/Part 2

Panel 1: "I was thinking a lot. I had a hard time with my puberty and my undiagnosed autism fuel my self-hatred."

Panel 2: "That's why i'm wondering, if I could be my assigned gender at bir-"

Panel 3: "Nu-uh! You're either non-binary or non-existence!"

Panel 4: ~~dead~~ in pain due to heart acrobatics

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Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Sun, 19/01/2025 10:36 (6 Months ago)
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Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Fri, 17/01/2025 19:20 (6 Months ago)
	I'm using a nebulizer to fight the slime(s) inside my body.more info here not hyperlinkes version: https://www.healthline.com/health/asthma-nebulizer-machine [Read more]

Absbor OFFLINE Forum Posts: 1,188	Posted: Thu, 16/01/2025 09:56 (6 Months ago)
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