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Posted: Sun, 12/05/2019 10:54 (6 Years ago)
Name:Arise
Gender:Male
Age:17
Spirit Title: Wither spirit
Appearance: my Avatar
Spirit Art: Void Monochrome (Several violet portals appears and drains everything including magic,curses,energy,stamina,mana,spirit energy,ki and cancels other spells)
Other: Often bleeds from the nose

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Posted: Sat, 11/05/2019 02:06 (6 Years ago)
So I stole this from another website and thought I'd share it with you guys

One of the biggest Cubones fans pick with the Pokémon anime universe is the staggering incompetence of Ash Ketchum as a trainer. This child, who has been 10 years old for decades, is almost impressively bad at his one life goal. After watching about 60 maddening hours of the series, I think I might have figured out why. If you want to learn the truth, read on...

There is no one Ash Ketchum. The character we think of as Ash Ketchum is merely a collection of clones with memories (very poorly) implanted into their brains, sent out into the world whenever one of the Ashes inevitably kicks the bucket in a spectacularly dumb way.

First, let’s start with the evidence of Ash being unable to remember basic **** about the world he lives in. Like when he forgot what a Gengar was, even after one helped kill him with a chandelier. Or when he had to ask his Pokédex what a Koffing was after battling James’ Koffing hundreds of times. Or when he keeps putting Pikachu, an electric type Pokémon, up against ground-and rock-type Pokémon. Or when he couldn’t tell the difference between human women and Pokémon!

With trainers this messed up, Pokémon need to repeat their own names.

Ash’s incompetence isn’t the only evidence; he’s also canonically died at least a couple of times. He goes through ordeals that have either actually killed him or really should have (that chandelier falling on him, being turned into stone, being electrocuted and set on fire constantly). But hey! Not a big deal when there’s a whole army of Ash-clones to replace him.

We already know that cloning is canonically a thing in the Pokéworld. In Pokémon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back, the Pokéworld’s scientists are capable of cloning—or imperfectly cloning—strong Pokémon. Although Mewtwo is not a 1:1 perfect clone of Mew, we know that the technology definitely exists.

Mewtwo is certainly not the only clone in the Pokémon series. Oh no. It’s been long-speculated that Ditto is a failed clone of Mew. The technology of the Pokémon world appears to be finicky; attempts to clone a legendary Pokémon resulted in either creating grouchy ultra-powerful Pokémon that obey no human masters, or grinning, shapeless globs of pink amoeba. If you think about it, Ash really lucked out.

What’s more, Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny have set off alarm bells for years. If you’re unfamiliar, each town has one police officer and one nurse apiece. They are all identical, and are all named “Nurse Joy” or “Officer Jenny.” Wake up, Mareeple!

Canonically, the Joys and Jennys explain that they are identical cousins, all with the same name—which, as a concept, makes no sense whatsoever. (It’s also been theorized that Joy and Jenny are Poké-clone-hybrids of the Chansey and Growlithe evolutionary lines, respectively, but let’s skip over this for now.)

Joy and Jenny aren’t the only characters in the Poké-world who have alarming similarities to one another. You’ve got Jessie’s diva doppelgänger Jessebelle and the extremely strange trainers who are so bonded to their Pokémon that they look eerily similar. Are you handling these truth-bombs? Has your mind been blown yet? { I couldn't find the picture for this but the picture is of the trainers of vaporeon,jolteon,flareon and eevee where they looked similar to their Pokemons, Pokemon indigo league season}

We even meet one of Ash’s doppelgängers, Travis, in the episode “Double Trouble.” Travis himself set out in the world with naught but a backpack and a Pikachu, just like Ash. Travis’ own mother mistook Ash for her son. She probably knows the truth, just as I do.

And the Poké-world is nothing if not an enthusiastic propaganda machine. Here are some excerpts from the Pokémon albums:

It takes a certain kind of skill

And I won’t stop until

150 Pokémon are mine

I must define the art of capture (of all Pokémon)

- “2BA Master”

What kind of Pokémon are you? How do you do the things you do?

Share with me your secrets deep inside

- “What Kind of Pokemon Are You”

This propaganda fed to the “human” trainers serves to maintain dominion over their more powerful and volatile cousins, the Pokémon. Untrained, uncontrolled, or wild Pokémon are considered to be dangerous. (Think Ash’s poorly-trained Charizard, or the Tentacruel that destroys a city.) That’s why trainers capture them. Control them. Manipulate them. Trick their own society into thinking Pokémon want this, that they’re happiest being indentured servants. It goes all the way to the top, man. All the way to the top.

But honestly, what other option is there? The Poké-world’s stratocracy appears to be based entirely on battling prowess. Only the very best trainers rise to the top of the heap to become the de facto heads of local governments. But it’s all sort of pointless if the dipshit trainers bumbling around the wilderness can’t remember why they were doing this in the first place, so the Poké-nation has to remind all the clones what their objectives are. Thus: gotta catch ‘em all!

The Ash-clones and the other citizens of the Poké-nation never had a chance to break free with all this propaganda being fed into their skulls. They’re as trapped as the hosts from Westworld, Agent Smith from The Matrix, or humanity in They Live.

And by supporting this system, you’re part and parcel of keeping the Ash-clones mollified. Yes, you, Pokemon fan. Every time you pick up a Pokéball, you’re part of it. Welcome to the Pokénation.

Sooo.. what do you think about this?



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Posted: Fri, 10/05/2019 00:31 (6 Years ago)
This is quite good, I have a lot of lv one berries I wanna compost if this gets official

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Posted: Thu, 09/05/2019 01:03 (6 Years ago)
Name-Risel
Age-18
Gender-Male
Power-Creating virtual space
Rank-Student
Crush-Nil
Relationship-nil
Look-Black hair,green eyes, red headphones and full black clothes from chest to toe
Other-Scar on the right hip

Name-Lilliana
Age-17
Gender-Female
Power-Can control ice
Rank-Student
Crush-nil
Relationship-nil
Look-White hair(long),blue eyes,wears a white yukata that never gets dirty,
Other-Has a white Camilia on her head

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Posted: Wed, 08/05/2019 12:24 (6 Years ago)
I know you liiikkkkee Fukase

Good I guess

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Posted: Wed, 08/05/2019 03:32 (6 Years ago)
Good but secretly evil

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Posted: Wed, 08/05/2019 02:59 (6 Years ago)
Hora hora

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Posted: Wed, 08/05/2019 00:56 (6 Years ago)
Your Username:Kaito-kun
Item(s) You Want: Gracidea and enigma pearl
Quantity Of Item(s): just one
Donation To Shop (optional): Sure! When I have surplus
Other: thanks a lot!

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Posted: Wed, 08/05/2019 00:40 (6 Years ago)
Banned cause I do too~

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Posted: Wed, 08/05/2019 00:37 (6 Years ago)
Banned cause you loooovvvee me~

4th of July baby

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Posted: Wed, 08/05/2019 00:34 (6 Years ago)
Banned cause now Oof will you marry me?

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Posted: Wed, 08/05/2019 00:32 (6 Years ago)
Banned cause I can treat you better~

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Posted: Wed, 08/05/2019 00:29 (6 Years ago)
Banned cause I'm better

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Posted: Tue, 07/05/2019 23:06 (6 Years ago)
Banned because you're FuKaSE

The end of the world fukase! Doko Ni imasu ka!!

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Posted: Tue, 07/05/2019 23:03 (6 Years ago)
You're banned for banning your friend! XP

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Posted: Tue, 07/05/2019 22:57 (6 Years ago)
Banned cause you're banning too many users X3



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Posted: Tue, 07/05/2019 14:05 (6 Years ago)
Got a mega able pinsir at the bug hatching contest on May 7 2019




Health Points 17
Attack 11
Defense 11
Sp. Attack 8
Sp. Defense 9
Speed 10

Pokédex No. #127
Rarity Hard
Gender
Nature Modest
Trainer Kaito-kun
Origin. Trainer Kaito-kun
Obtained 7 Hours and 11 Minutes ago
Bug-Hatching Contest
Hatched 1 Hour and 58 Minutes ago


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Posted: Tue, 07/05/2019 12:55 (6 Years ago)
Kukuku I was the one who imprisoned Gardevoir!!!!

(If you get it)

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Posted: Tue, 07/05/2019 12:51 (6 Years ago)
Banned cause you're too cute for this Sh*t

(I don't want to get banned for real by swearing X'D)

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Posted: Tue, 07/05/2019 11:12 (6 Years ago)
Misunderstood

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