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~Celery OFFLINE   Forum Posts: 51 |
Posted: Sun, 13/11/2022 20:33 (2 Years ago) |
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Touhou 15: Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom - Pandemonic Planet "Ancient way of speaking, thee sayeth? Wherefore, ye art sorely mistaken! Four-hundred years certes is not long in thy eyes?" Horatia swiftly grabbed a knife from a pot. "Englut this legendary delicacy of fusty or kicketh the bucket a painful death." Sutaraitsu Umemoto Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil - Septette for the Dead Princess【Intense Symphonic Metal Cover】 "Ngggh..." "H-huh? Where am I?" Sutaraitsu's glistening rose-colored eyes immediately landed on Setsuna. "Oh, uhmm..." He curled up into a ball, not knowing what to say or do. [Read more] |
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~Celery OFFLINE Forum Posts: 51 |
Posted: Sun, 13/11/2022 20:13 (2 Years ago) |
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Touhou 15: Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom - Pandemonic Planet "If 't be true nay one cometh and drinketh mine bodkin soup, I taketh all of thee home and maketh thee mine guinea pigs, and learneth all thy secrets and maketh 't mine! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!" Sutaraitsu Umemoto Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom - Border of Life He's literally on the border of life right now. Please wake him up. [Read more] |
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Posted: Sun, 13/11/2022 19:50 (2 Years ago) |
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Touhou 15: Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom - Pandemonic Planet Dumping the knives into a pot of miraculously boiled water, Horatia yelled something indecipherable about knife soup. Sutaraitsu Umemoto Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom - Border of Life Still asleep. Someone kick him or something. [Read more] |
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Posted: Sun, 13/11/2022 19:27 (2 Years ago) |
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OMORI - 086 World's End Valentine Horatia slipped into the pantry and grabbed more knives than a regular person should. She proceeded to enter the kitchen for no apparent reason (again). [Read more] |
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Posted: Sun, 13/11/2022 18:58 (2 Years ago) |
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OMORI - 086 World's End Valentine Horatia sighed at the fact that she wasn't going to be able to show off her 10+ years of bear murder experience. She proceeded to enter the cafeteria for no apparent reason. [Read more] |
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Posted: Sun, 13/11/2022 05:32 (2 Years ago) |
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OMORI - 086 World's End Valentine "Our headmaster, eh? On the contrary, I am m're inclin'd to believeth thee to beest te school mascot." "Wouldst thee p'rchance enjoyeth the gust of a metal rod to thy neck?" Horatia collapsed once again. Unsurprisingly, 507-year-olds do not do well after being knocked unconscious. [Read more] |
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Posted: Sun, 13/11/2022 05:18 (2 Years ago) |
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OMORI - 085 I Definitely Promised You A Rose Garden Horatia jolted upwards before collapsing. "Such an inelegant way of abduction. This shall beest int'resting." Sutaraitsu Umemoto Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom - Border of Life Sutaraitsu stirred slightly. He probably isn't going to wake up anytime soon. [Read more] |
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Posted: Sat, 12/11/2022 22:11 (2 Years ago) |
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OMORI - 085 I Definitely Promised You A Rose Garden Horatia sat through the dancing plague of 1518 for the thousandth time, pondering her next experiment. Until something caught her eye. She strode over, her mind clouded by curiosity. As sunlight illuminated its grotesque vibrancy, a small plastic card became visible. Horatia Aionios : ID#086 | Ultimate Time Traveler "Hm, yet another invitation to Hope's Peak Academy. I suppose I should attend this time." "Its past is quite interesting after all." Without hesitation, Horatia opened a time rift, and returned to the present once more. Eyeing the opulent architecture with indifference, she attempted to open the gates before noticing the card reader. sigh. Scanning her ID, Horatia entered the illustrious Hope's Peak Academy. Feeling the presence of another person behind her, she moved slightly sideways, but she failed to identify the perpetrator before she was knocked unconscious. Sutaraitsu Umemoto Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom - Border of Life Painite ring- check. Amber bracelet- check. Azurite hairclip- check. Face mask to hide my face- check. Oh, my ID card too. I almost forgot- Sutaraitsu clutched his backpack tightly, pressing his ID carefully against the scanner. He took small, cautious steps into Hope's Peak Academy before reconsidering and fleeing. I-I'm not ready for this... Unfortunately, luck was not on his side today, and paralytic gas engulfed him as he approached the exit. [Read more] |
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Posted: Fri, 11/11/2022 19:36 (2 Years ago) |
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Posted: Mon, 07/11/2022 01:26 (2 Years ago) |
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Posted: Fri, 28/10/2022 00:59 (2 Years ago) |
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Posted: Wed, 26/10/2022 23:22 (2 Years ago) |
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Posted: Thu, 13/10/2022 01:58 (2 Years ago) |
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"Wh-what? Of course not! Unless you want the guards to die, of course~! Heh." Arioch yelled. He turned to Faelan and said, feigning excitement, "You won't get the information you want if you kill me anyway, you know~ Besides, I can't really take what you need if you're so close to me." Does appeasement even work? Did I really think this through? Oh well, I guess I'll hand it over... Waiiiiit a second... Realizing that the elf could just kill him and take whatever she wanted, Arioch immediately took hold of his pistol crossbow once again and activated its Chemical magic enchantment. As the handle began to warm up, his mind subconsciously wandered to different topics. I'll just...burn myself alive if she kills me, I guess. It can't be too bad, can it? [Read more] |
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Posted: Wed, 12/10/2022 00:38 (2 Years ago) |
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Posted: Tue, 11/10/2022 03:52 (2 Years ago) |
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Posted: Sun, 09/10/2022 22:00 (2 Years ago) |
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"Confidential information on bounty hunters...? Hmm..." Arioch hesitated for a moment. Don't give her it. It belongs to you, and you only. Now think of an excuse. Arioch proceeded to blurt out quite possibly the worst excuse he could come up with. "Wait, what are bounty hunters again? Mercenaries?" [Read more] |
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Posted: Sun, 09/10/2022 21:29 (2 Years ago) |
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Arioch stuck out his tongue and giggled innocently. "Soo-rry, eheh~," He responded cutely. "You're concerned over nothing though~ Valeric acid is, like, as acidic as black coffee. Besides, I could douse the disgusting vomit smell with enough baking soda. Not that I would, though~" Appease the bartender. Now. "Sooooo, what confidential documents can I steal for you? Preferably ones that involve arson~?" [Read more] |
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Posted: Sat, 08/10/2022 19:28 (2 Years ago) |
 A long walk, many conjured magical vanes, and a few teleportation spells later, Lunaris found herself at the entrance of the Glen Dungeons, with, thankfully, most of her sanity intact. Such a ruined structure, no different from the slums of Asteriinyx. Atrocious. As she entered the Dungeons, resisting the magical dissonance and putrid stench of the inner chambers, an elongated, fluffy object - the feather of an Owlin, caught her eye. An Owlin feather here of all places? How intriguing... Exploring further but finding neither any other items of interest nor the supposed elf, Lunaris rolled her eyes and left the dungeons, mumbling about 'false rumors' and such. Outside the filthy Dungeons, she applied a species-locating spell onto the Owlin feather and affixed it to a magical compass. Pointing towards the highlighted tracks of an Owlin, Lunaris began to follow the tracks while slowly sipping a viscous magic-restoring liquid from a glass flask. Her insides churned and twisted as the magical sludge made its way into her stomach, but she gave it no thought and went on. [Read more] |
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Posted: Sat, 08/10/2022 02:20 (2 Years ago) |
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"Your face is kinda easy to read, you know~ Which part of 'sedative' do you not understand?~" Arioch chirped, feigning condescension. "Ehhh, whatever. You'll feel all calm and relaxed soon~! Probably." Cursing at himself internally for not using the strongest possible sedative he could find in the wild, Arioch discreetly grabbed a vial labeled 'Valerian Root Extract: SC-Catalyzed' (the root is very real). This should do the trick. It'd be too bad if I wasted this. Drinking up all the remaining apple juice, Arioch carefully dipped a dart into the vial, coating it with the extract. Pretending to play with his pistol crossbow, he subtly loaded the crossbow with the tipped dart. "Crossbows are really fun weapons to use, you know~," he said before shooting the extremely sedative dart at Shurkul's arm. What was the reason for making the orc go to sleep again? ... I think I forgot. Oh well... Just to make sure that whatever plan he had that required Shurkul to pass out worked, Arioch took the vial and splashed it all over the orc without a second thought, releasing the putrid scent of valeric acid in the process. [Read more] |