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Welcome back to the PH times~ :D










25/09/23 || Issue #205 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy



“You are who you are, embrace it!”

~ ??? (Pokémon)





The Latest From Paldea: New Event Distribution!



The latest ‘mons from Paldea have landed! You can now obtain your very own Lechonk, Fidough and Pawmi at the Event Distribution. It’ll only stick around for twelve days (until September 29th), but never fear because these Pokémon will eventually become commonplace in Prof. Rowan’s Lab. Let’s check out the new sprites:


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We’ll leave you to figure out the evolution methods 😉 This event is also the first of a kind because the Activity Point requirement increases much more gently with each egg. Rather than the fifth egg having seven times the requirement of the first, it’s now only 3.8 times as much.
Moreover, shiny chances for all Pokémon obtained in this event are higher, so good luck!
There was a bug related to this event involving many issues, such as points resetting and points being lost or not registered. This was fixed within six hours of the event going live, and users were compensated 1,000 Activity Points. Find the full bug report here and the bug fix post by Riako here.



As of now Pawmot doesn’t have a way to evolve yet. However, Riako seems to have seconds thoughts right now as a user's suggestion makes more sense than his original idea. Let’s see which one gets implemented in the end.






In this week’s Beauty Contest, Fire type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Rainy Day”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!

Quote from WinnersThird place goes to

with a 7.61 Rating
by Komainu

Second place goes to

with a 7.62 Rating
by Altreo

First place goes to

with a 8.26 Rating
by Tuna






I’m still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.

-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)




Weekly Fun Fact


Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D

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Writer: Absbor

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It's Fidough!

Its japanese name is “パピモッチ” (Pupimocchi)
Fidough is known as the “Puppy” Pokémon
Typing: (Fairy)
Ability: Own Tempo
Hidden Ability: Klutz
Evolution Line:
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Sex: 50% | 50%
Egg group: Field & Mineral
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: This Pokémon is smooth and moist to the touch. Yeast in Fidough’s breath induces fermentation in the Pokémon’s vicinity.








You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.


1. "[Its] head and bill make up the majority of its body. It has white feathers with a short, blue crest on top of its head."

2. "[A] large, dark-blue bird Pokémon with a red breast and face, [a blue stripe separates the red markings on its chest]. [...] Two long, pointed feathers with red tips form its tail [...]."
3. "[It] appears to be made of wood. A shaggy white mane covers most of its [...] trails down its back. [...] t has a long, pointed nose"


Answers from last time:

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1. Ludicolo
2. Seedot
3. Nuzleaf


These were the responders from the last paper:

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Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful

Pokemon Unscramble!
[i]Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!


uertogy
Easy

amarlma
Medium

meopnoel
Hard

Last week's answers
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Muk
Scatterbug
Aromatisse





By BoomBoy

Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.















People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
- Kyatra has attempted the easy and hard one

imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account







What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.






Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.








Want to look into your future?

Editor: Absbor












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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Keep a low profile and make changes on the sly. You can’t please everyone on the 24th, but doing what’s best for you is essential. Aim to simplify, minimize, and pursue happiness. Get everything you need in order on the 25th and 26th. A clearcut system you can count on will put your mind at ease and pave a path you know you can honor. Address meaningful relationships on the 27th and 28th and direct your energy toward something that encourages trust and a plan you can execute to improve your lifestyle and financial situation. Refuse to let upset cloud your vision on the 29th and 30th or cost you financially because you act hastily. Bide your time, put everything in place, and take steps to ensure success.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Take a unique approach to whatever you pursue on the 24th, and you’ll gain insight into making your dream come true. Attend a conference or networking function on the 25th and 26th that adds structure to your ideas, and a partnership will develop quickly. Go through the proper channels to ensure you connect with the group, partner, or company that fits best. Take a break on the 27th and 28th and give yourself a chance to digest information, size up people and situations, and consider your options. Question motives, both yours and those you encounter. Don’t make a snap decision on the 29th and 30th, or let your emotions be the deciding factor. Someone will take advantage of you if you appear vulnerable. Take your time.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Take your time on the 24th and do things right the first time. Distance yourself from questionable people and situations. You’ll get a clear picture of the possibilities on the 25th and 26th. Take the plunge and get your feet wet; the outcome will favor you and encourage you to pick up the pace. Personal growth, partnerships, and love are favored. Take better care of your money, possessions, and reputation on the 27th and 28th. How much information you share will determine how others perceive you. Honesty is essential; stick to the facts. Energy needs to be channeled on the 29th and 30th if you want to be effective in your pursuits. Focus on what you want and play to win. Romance is in the stars.




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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Consider what’s working for you and what isn’t on the 24th, adjust your lifestyle to depreciate stress, and implement healthy living. Evaluate your relationship with others on the 25th and 26th and summarize any shift you can implement to ensure equality and longevity. Take a step back from people who bring you down or hold you back. Use your imagination on the 27th and 28th, and you’ll devise a plan to help you reach your goal. Apply for something you want to pursue or sign up for a course to help you achieve your dreams. Aggressive action on the 29th and 30th won’t help your cause or reputation. Put your energy into a challenge that allows you to use your physical and intellectual skills.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Test your ideas behind closed doors on the 24th and adjust whatever needs to be improved. What you physically accomplish now will pay off when you launch your plans. Confidence is the name of the game on the 25th and 26th. Take the initiative, demonstrate what you can do, and the connections you make will validate your plans and encourage your next move. A passionate attitude will win acceptance and support. Expect to be misled on the 27th and 28th by someone who wants to steal your thunder. Don’t believe everything you hear or align yourself with someone who tends to bully or try to outshine you. Check references on the 29th and 30th to ensure you make the best choice regarding contractors, relationships, and lifestyle.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Use your money on the 24th to make home improvements that will make your life easier or encourage changes that benefit your neighborhood. Challenge yourself physically on the 25th and 26th, and you’ll be proud of your accomplishments and attract attention. Refuse to let flattery go to your head. Someone will try to undermine you in hopes of benefiting from your hard work. Say what’s on your mind on the 27th and 28th, and make changes that will make you happy and your life easier. Trust and believe in yourself and your plans. Emotions will surface on the 29th and 30th if someone submits a challenge. Weigh the pros and cons and choose the path that interests and favors you. Arguing will solve nothing.



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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Look at every angle on the 24th before you move. An inflated offer will require you to take realistic measures. Let your action speak for you. Follow your heart on the 25th and 26th but stick to the script and only offer what’s valid. Taking on too much will hurt your reputation, but a minimalist attitude will lead to victory. Live and learn on the 27th and 28th. Learn from your experience and the people who offer insight into something foreign to you. Don’t be too quick to respond or provide your time or money. You’ve got the drive, wisdom, and connections on the 29th and 30th to plan and execute your ideas. A romantic gesture will bring you closer to someone you love.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Broaden your horizons, get in the game, and have fun on the 24th. Interacting with peers, relatives, or a group you decide to join will stimulate your mind and encourage positive change. Don’t tamper with how you handle money or earn your living on the 25th and 26th. Avoid joint ventures, maintain a tight budget, and don’t take unnecessary risks. Express your feelings with passion on the 27th and 28th, and make gestures that enforce your commitment to something or someone you love. A change of location, dynamics, or people will fuel your curiosity and broaden your outlook. Account for every penny you spend on the 29th and 30th, and earmark what you want to put toward something you are saving for judiciously.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Stay focused on what’s important to you on the 24th and protect what you’ve worked hard to achieve. Don’t let temptation lead to loss or regret. Let your charm show you the way on the 25th and 26th. Networking functions will pay off if you are upbeat and helpful. An interesting connection you make will be a vocal point for something new and exciting. Keep your personal information a secret on the 27th and 28th and warry of anyone using emotional means to get you to reveal something you shouldn’t. Let your presence and your actions speak for you. Deep breath in on the 29th and 30th, release, and engage in something that excites you with an open mind, steady demeanor, and passionate desire.




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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Learn from mistakes on the 24th, and you’ll discover your niche and the best path forward. Don’t let anyone entice you to gamble, or you’ll lose. Refuse to let compliments go to your head on the 25th and 26th. A realistic approach to domestic and professional issues will help you prevent unwanted and unnecessary change. Time is on your side; slow down, think, and let your intuition guide you. You’ve got enough charisma, passion, and discipline on the 27th and 28th to carry you to victory. An opportunity will bring about change but sign, seal, and deliver the deal first. Put your energy where it counts on the 29th and 30th, and tie up loose ends. Leaving anything undone will come back to haunt you.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Sit back, observe, and don’t spend or donate on the 24th. Protecting what you’ve got, who you are, and what you want from social media and those looking to take advantage of you is necessary. Keep busy, volunteer, and show compassion on the 25th and 26th, but don’t make unnecessary changes that can leave you in debt. It’s what you achieve that counts. Stop talking and start doing. It will be challenging to grasp the truth on the 27th and 28th. Don’t pass along information unless you have proof that it’s valid. Someone will set you up to fail if you aren’t careful. Handle matters yourself. Be aware of what everyone around you is doing on the 29th and 30th. Showing an interest in others will build trust and help you gain support.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Change begins with you on the 24th. Don’t wait for someone to make the first move. Set the wheels in motion and create a stir that attracts the people and interest that leads to success. Learn all you can on the 25th and 26th. The more ammunition you must back your ideas, the easier it becomes to make your journey worthwhile. Learn as you go and expand astutely. You’ll come up with unique thoughts on the 27th and 28th. Listen to your intuition and put your money, time, and effort where it counts; the rest will be history. Do your best to dodge an emotional bullet on the 29th and 30th. Leave nothing to chance and only share what’s necessary. Protect your vision from those who like to pilfer.
















This week's joke:

What do the Siths in Team Rocket say to clear their opponents?
They exeggcute Order 66!

😹😂

From Helaman1098


Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message to Absbor or any active members. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)








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🎂This paper's birthday people were:
- 21 Sep shockwave65
- 23 Sep Nika~
- 24 Sep tiffanyp6

Shower them with lots of love~ ❤








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Posted: Fri, 22/09/2023 11:18 (1 Year ago)
Feenring

Eine sanfte Brise zupft am Vorhang.
In der Ferne höre ich den Ozean säuseln;
Wahrlich viele Schiffe segeln.
Ich erinnerte mich an jene Erinnerung als Kind,
Als ich mich im Wald verrinnt.
Lange suchend nach einem Ausgang.

My parents send me out with a simple task,
One that every child was supposed to master.
Instead it brought upon my skin, was, many plaster.
I came across a common pheasant
“I would like to ask
Where are you going, my child?”
As I was a common peasant
With no knowledge, I just pointed to the wild.

Worried the pheasant puffed
“My child, if you need any help,
Search for ring made out of toadstool
And I shall help you out.”
With this we said out byes for now
And I continued my path.

Es wurde schneller dunkler als erhofft.
Ich erinnerte mich an was der Fasan mir riet
Und suchte schnell nach einem Kranz aus Pilzen im Gebiet.
Doch die Sonne ging unter und unter; erlischt das Gelb.
“Oh, I feel like such a fool!”
I feel a rising doubt.
Der Himmel, gefärbt in dunkelblau.
Aus Erschöpfung ließ ich mich einfach fallen. Paff.

Plötzlich erleuchtete hinter mir etwas
Und ich drehte mich ruckartig um.
Es war ein Ring aus beigen Pilzen.
Ach! Wie herrlich!
Ich sah den Fasan inmitten des Kreises!
Eine kleine Träne lief mir über die Wange.

“Na sowas?”
The pheasant noticed my tears and started to hum.
It walked away and me after it; we were in complete zen.
Der Fasan war sehr freundlich.
Here I thought I had to have a crisis.

But in reality all I had to do,
Was to be more aware of what is going on.
With us two,
I was able to avoid every thorn.
The forest is now less scary than before.
Tapferer als zuvor.
Zurück beim Eingang.
My parents truly weren’t there for me (scum).
Drehte ich mich noch ein letztes mal herum,
Obwohl der Fasan nicht mehr da ist,
Bedankte ich mich lang.


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Posted: Fri, 22/09/2023 06:03 (1 Year ago)
Hello, may i buy a shiny skrelp?

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Posted: Thu, 21/09/2023 17:44 (1 Year ago)
and here I was taking a walk through the safari zone, since you can actually walk there. xD oh well.


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Posted: Wed, 20/09/2023 06:07 (1 Year ago)
Reference
Username : Absbor / Skrelp
Reference : MuddyUnicorn (th link)
Style of Art : Sticker
Size : Whole Body
Method of Sending : Over ToyHouse please; pm is ok too. You can also show it in the forum of course. ^w^
Payment : 20k PD
Others? : Any Questions, comments, etc about the design, anatomy of my sona - talk to me over PM/PP! All I'm asking is that you draw a fun lil doodle of mah child. It can just smile, play, jump, (sadly not fly), get dirty, laze around, sleep or whatever you feel like to try out right now. yes, i'm commissioning you to try something out.
Take as much time as you need. 👍

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Posted: Mon, 18/09/2023 11:07 (1 Year ago)
@drakonia i wasn't thinking about legendaries when writing this post anyways. i was thinking about more normal mons. like oran berry tropius, magnezoid, pumkaboil, toxtroll and oricorio. they were also quite high.
well, higher than i remembered them originally them to be

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Posted: Mon, 18/09/2023 10:44 (1 Year ago)
so i wasn't insane after all. or the mandela effect i remembered the AP to have a smaller gap - just like how Char described it. but suddenly since a few months it spiked and only today it became less crazy like razpberry is saying it.
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I apologizing to Riako for calling him a liar, as he still has lessened the AP. However, i'm still disappointed in the spike that raised up and him thinking nobody noticed even tho many have complained. Please remember that the site is used by people who don't have a lot of free time and need to concentrate on studying for their exams and general student life.
Then there are people who have to go to work and might be too exhausted to do hourly tasks. I hope the new implement is permanent.

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Posted: Mon, 18/09/2023 09:15 (1 Year ago)
Hm. I see.
It's just. We're on a page with many minors and they have school. so it's obvious they should focus on real life rather on doing hourly task. i have to focus on rl too. so seing that high jump honestly scared me.

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Posted: Mon, 18/09/2023 09:04 (1 Year ago)
so you're telling me few years ago with a similar event like that were 2k, 2.5k (4.5k was displayed) and 2.5 (7 was displayed)? so that we could get them all easily.
of course i might be wrong, but i remember it being less than what i am seeing right now.

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Posted: Mon, 18/09/2023 08:57 (1 Year ago)
wdym it's 10.4k.

Riako is a liar and i am disappointed! it's stupidly high!!

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Posted: Mon, 18/09/2023 08:47 (1 Year ago)
there's a text/charcter limit. the zalgo text is also affected by, just differently. it depends on the person if they want their text to have it redable or not. if they're are a nuisance: report them. under rule 1, if you feel not happy about their over use of zalgo - you can report that to a mod. take a screenshot of the situation, upload it to imgur dot com or ibb dot co and report the user. if reporting the user does not work, go to an online moderator directly.

i get that you're unhappy with it. unfortunately it's meant to become unreadable after a while as it is horrorstory lore (i think; haven't read it in a long while).

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Posted: Mon, 18/09/2023 08:43 (1 Year ago)
yeah, my mice and touchpad for my laptop are broke too

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