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Posted: Tue, 24/03/2020 11:56 (5 Years ago)
Siegfried sighed:

"I suppose we tell the King that his Highlord was a fake..."

When they told the Castle Guards that, they both burst out laughing:

"Oh my God, this has to be the funniest thing this week... You mean you guys don't know the plan with the fake Ashburn? The King knows it, the Guards know it, even Hans and Franz know it! Did you really think they're actually that stupid?! Everyone and their mother knows the plan, how can you not know it?!"

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Posted: Mon, 23/03/2020 11:36 (5 Years ago)
Ashburn said:

"All I know is someone bisected my hand!"

Siegfried stared at Ashburn:

"Wait a minute... What kind of vampire are you? Why can you stand in the sun without getting burned to ash? And why is your hair short and blond? In your youth you had long, black hair! And why do I sense the same DNA in your blood as in mine? For that matter, why is there blood in your body if you're a vampire?"

Ashburn sighed in defeat:

"All you need to know is this; yes, you're right, I am not a vampire, nor is it possible to be one anymore. I just used an anti-aging potion. No, I'm not the real Ashburn, the real one died 20 years ago.. And yes, Siegfried, I'm a relative of yours. All you need to know is that Destral is being played like a fiddle, and eventually the fiddle will break."

Siegfried tried to strike the impostor, but he anticipated Siegfried's move, blocked it and teleported away.

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Posted: Sun, 22/03/2020 18:23 (5 Years ago)
Banned because Sonic '06 is just called Sonic the Hedgehog, but it was made in 2006, so not to confuse it with the original, we just call it Sonic '06.

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Posted: Sun, 22/03/2020 18:16 (5 Years ago)
Banned because that's just overkill now!

Unrelated fact: try playing Sonic '06 with Rap God playing in the background. It feels much more like a complete game.

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Posted: Sun, 22/03/2020 17:48 (5 Years ago)
Banned because the virus kills by two methods.

METHOD 1: YOU GET INFECTED AND DIE.

METHOD 2: YOU DIE OF A HEART ATTACK OUT OF FEAR OF THE VIRUS.

Stay safe, but don't panic!

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Posted: Sun, 22/03/2020 17:24 (5 Years ago)
Ashburn had a wicked smile on his face, as his magic started entering Isake's mind, slowly trying to make Isake accept his proposal, when something made his hand split in half up to the elbow. He thought that either Isake or Mirage did it:

"Okay, which of you did this? If you admit it, I'm going to torture the guilty one to death. If you don't, I'm going to read your thoughts and kill the innocent one to make the guilty one realize what they've done."

He pulled the two halves of his arm back together, forcing the wound to heal itself.

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Posted: Sat, 21/03/2020 19:00 (5 Years ago)
Banned because KH isn't that hard, unless you're counting superbosses.

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Posted: Sat, 21/03/2020 16:31 (5 Years ago)
Meanwhile, Ashburn appeared right behind Isake:

"You feel that you're not strong enough. You feel like you aren't helping them, so you train and train... But that training is going nowhere. I say we shorten the deal. You say the word, I'll turn you into an immortal vampire. Don't you want to be the one to save your brother, rather than him saving you? Don't you want to get out of Siegfried's looming shadow? Don't you want to stand a chance against your enemies?"

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Posted: Sat, 21/03/2020 13:42 (5 Years ago)
Banned because Sylveon is a Gen VI Eeveelution, making it stronger than the others, as Pokemon seem to get stronger and stronger every Generation.

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Posted: Sat, 21/03/2020 13:37 (5 Years ago)
Banned because of my complete lack of surprise.

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Posted: Sat, 21/03/2020 12:53 (5 Years ago)
Banned because dragons are just dinosaurs with wings.

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Posted: Sat, 21/03/2020 12:27 (5 Years ago)
Banned because it's not even the worst game, that's Superman 64. You're allowed to say Superman 64 only because people wouldn't know what you mean without saying its name.

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Posted: Sat, 21/03/2020 11:26 (5 Years ago)
Banned because you can't say the F-word, that's stupid!

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Posted: Sat, 21/03/2020 11:25 (5 Years ago)
Banned for reminding me of the F-game.

F-Fort... I can't even say it.

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Posted: Sat, 21/03/2020 11:22 (5 Years ago)
Banned because you don't want to be banned.

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Posted: Sat, 21/03/2020 11:20 (5 Years ago)
Ashburn called upon Nell:

"You're a Lugia, which is a Psychic/Flying type, right? I want you to use your psychic abilities and check my memories for June 12 last year. I usually remember every single detail of every day, but I seem to have completely forgotten what happened that day."

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Posted: Fri, 20/03/2020 18:43 (5 Years ago)
Siegfried said:

"It's all Destral's fault... and ours, too. We didn't manage to stop Destral in time, so he managed to get Cervantes into it. Phantom sensed Cervantes's return, so he came in too, practically painting a target for Niro as well, and seeing the chaos caused by Niro allowed Ashburn to make his power grab, putting us under his command. I'm willing to assume that we've already lost. We should just go to Destral and admit defeat..."

He grabbed the helm of his knight armor and smashed it into a tree.

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Posted: Fri, 20/03/2020 18:30 (5 Years ago)
Siegfried said:

"To be fair to Ashburn, he doesn't know that he's the bad guy. He thinks he knows what's best for the world, so to him whoever tries to stop him is evil. Unfortunately, he's wrong. He wants to dethrone the King because he thinks that the world leaders have to be superior beings, vampires coming to mind."

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Posted: Fri, 20/03/2020 17:55 (5 Years ago)
Siegfried said:

"These days? Ashburn taught history class to my grandfather. Him, Phantom, Cervantes, Niro, they aren't from these days. They're all ancient threats that come back to haunt us now. Okay, so Phantom isn't that bad after all, but the others still stand as examples."

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Posted: Fri, 20/03/2020 17:33 (5 Years ago)
Siegfried said:

"We have to work for him for now. You know, if he wasn't evil, I wouldn't mind having his acquaintance."

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