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XevTheCryptid's Gifts
| Plushie | From | Message | Received |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Solipse |
Yes. Security Guard: Has it been in your possession the entire time? Vanessa: Yes. Security Guard: Would you remove your shoes? (To Barry) Remove your stinger. Barry: It's part of me. Security Guard: I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. (Barry plotting with Vanessa) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. (Vanessa drives the float through traffic) Guard: Hey, what are you doing?! Barry: Then all we do is blend in with traffic......without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. (Flash forward in time and Barry and Vanessa are about to get on a plane) Security Guard: Stop! Security. You and your insect pack your float? | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Barry: Yes, I got it. Where should I sit? Guard: What are you? Barry: I believe I'm the pea. Guard: The pea? Vanessa: It goes under the mattresses. Guard: Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. I'm getting the marshal. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Vanessa Bloome, FTD. (Holds out badge) Official floral business. It's real. Security Guard: Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Vanessa: Thank you. It was a gift. (Barry is revealed to be hiding inside the brooch) (Flash back in time and Barry and Vanessa are discussing their plan) Barry: Once inside, we just pick the right float. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Pollen! Vanessa: Flowers. Barry: Re-pollination! Vanessa: Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. Barry: I have an idea. (Flash forward in time. Vanessa is about to board a plane which has all the Roses on board. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. Vanessa: I don't want to hear it! Barry: All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. Bees. Vanessa: Park. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Barry! (Barry flies back to the window) Barry: OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Vanessa: Yes, it kind of is. Barry: I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Vanessa: Actually, it's completely closed down. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Roses are flowers! Vanessa: Yes, they are. Barry: Flowers, bees, pollen! Vanessa: I know. That's why this is the last parade. Barry: Maybe not. Could you ask him to slow down? Vanessa: Could you slow down? (The taxi driver screeches to a stop and Barry keeps flying forward) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. Vanessa: I know. Me neither. (The taxi starts to drive away) Barry: Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! (Barry flies after the Taxi) Vanessa: Roses?! Barry? (Barry is flying outside the window of the taxi) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Listen, Barry...sorry, but I gotta get going. (Vanessa leaves) Barry: (To himself) I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? (Vanessa is getting into a taxi) Vanessa: To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? Vanessa: I know this is also partly my fault. Barry: How about a suicide pact? Vanessa: How do we do it? Barry: I'll sting you, you step on me. Vanessa: That just kills you twice. Barry: Right, right. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
That's our whole SAT test right there. Vanessa: Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
And whose fault do you think that is? Barry: You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Vanessa: (Staring at Barry) Bees? Barry: Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. Vanessa: It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
What happened here? Vanessa: That is not the half of it. (Small flash forward in time and Vanessa and Barry are on the roof of her store and she points to Central Park) (We see that Central Park is no longer green and colorful, rather it is grey, brown, and dead-like. It is very depressing to look at) Barry: Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Vanessa: Doesn't look very good, does it? Barry: No. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. Vanessa: You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? Barry: What did you want to show me? (Vanessa takes Barry to the rooftop where they first had coffee and points to her store) Vanessa: This. (Points at her flowers. They are all grey and wilting) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...Now I can't. (Flash forward in time and Barry is talking to Vanessa) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Are they out celebrating? Adam: They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. Barry: At least we got our honey back. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Cannonball! (The bee gets stuck in the honey and we get a short montage of Bees leaving work) (We see the Pollen Jocks flying but one of them gets a call on his antenna) Lou Lu Duva: (Through "phone") We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Cannonball! (The bee gets stuck in the honey and we get a short montage of Bees leaving work) (We see the Pollen Jocks flying but one of them gets a call on his antenna) Lou Lu Duva: (Through "phone") We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Turn your key, sir! (Two worker bees dramatically turn their keys, which opens the button which they press, shutting down the honey-making machines. This is the first time this has ever happened) Bee: ...What do we do now? (Flash forward in time and a Bee is about to jump into a pool full of honey) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Dean: Stop making honey! (The bees all leave their stations. Two bees run into a room and they put the keys into a machine) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Can't breathe. (A honey truck pulls up to Barry's hive) Worker: Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. (Tons of honey is being pumped into the hive's storage) Bee Worker #1: (Honey overflows from the cup) Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! I think we need to shut down! | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... (Mr. Sting is sitting at home until he is taken out of his house by the men in suits) Sting: But it's just a prance-about stage name! Barry: ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. (An old lady is mixing honey into her tea but suddenly men in suits smash her face down on the table and take the honey) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
(Looking through binoculars) Wait for my signal. Take him out. (Winnie gets hit by a tranquilizer dart and dramatically falls off the log he was standing on, his tongue hanging out. Piglet looks at Pooh in fear and the Sniper takes the honey.) Sniper: He'll have nausea for a few hours, then he'll be fine. (Flash forward in time) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more (We see a statue of a bear-shaped honey container being pulled down by bees) Barry: than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. (We see Winnie the Pooh sharing his honey with Piglet in the cross-hairs of a high-tech sniper rifle) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. (As Barry is talking we see a montage of men putting "closed" tape over the work camps and freeing the bees in the crappy apartments) Barry: Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. (Men in suits are pushing all the honey of the aisle and into carts) | 1 Year ago |
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What do you mean? Adam: We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. (Flash forward in time and Barry is talking to a man) Business Man: Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Reporter #1: Barry, how much honey is out there? Barry: All right. One at a time. Reporter #2: Barry, who are you wearing? Barry: My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. (Barry flies outside with the paparazzi and Adam and Vanessa stay back) Adam: (To Vanessa) What if Montgomery's right? | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Sorry. Barry: (Overjoyed) I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. Montgomery: This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Adam and Vanessa: Free the bees! Free the bees! Bees in the jury: Free the bees! Human Jury: Free the bees! Free the bees! Judge Bumbleton: The court finds in favor of the bees! Barry: Vanessa, we won! Vanessa: I knew you could do it! High-five! (Vanessa hits Barry hard because her hand is too big) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? (Barry points to the honey industry owners. One of them is an African American so he awkwardly separates himself from the others) Lawyer: What are we gonna do? He's playing the species card. | 1 Year ago |
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What is that? Barry: It's a bee smoker! Montgomery: (Picks up smoker) What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. (Montgomery accidentally fires it at the bees in the crowd and they faint and cough)(Dozens of reporters start taking pictures of the suffering bees) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. Adam: But you can't! We have a terrific case. Montgomery: Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Barry: (Barry flies in through the door) Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. (Vanessa walks in holding a bee smoker. She sets it down on the Judge's podium) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
(Continues stalling) Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
And assuming you've done step 29 correctly, you're ready for the tub! (We see that the jury have each made their own paper boats after being taught how by Adam. They all look confused) Judge Bumbleton: Mr. Flayman. Adam: Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Judge Bumbleton: Where is the rest of your team? | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Bees don't smoke. Barry: Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! Adam: It is? It's not over? Barry: Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. (Flash forward in time and Adam is making a paper boat in the courtroom) | 1 Year ago |
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What will the humans do to us if they win? Barry: I don't know. Adam: I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Barry: Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Adam: Oh, my. (Coughs) Could you get a nurse to close that window? Barry: Why? Adam: The smoke. (We can see that two humans are smoking cigarettes outside) | 1 Year ago |
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What will the humans do to us if they win? Barry: I don't know. Adam: I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Barry: Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Adam: Oh, my. (Coughs) Could you get a nurse to close that window? Barry: Why? Adam: The smoke. (We can see that two humans are smoking cigarettes outside) | 1 Year ago |
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What was it like to sting someone? Adam: I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! Barry: ...All right. Adam: You think it was all a trap? Barry: Of course. I'm sorry I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Yeah. I...I blew the whole case, didn't I? Barry: It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. Adam: I'd be better off dead. Look at me. (A small plastic sword is replaced as Adam's stinger) Adam: They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. (Flicks off the celery and sighs) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. (Adam is laying in a hospital bed and Barry flies in to see him) Barry: Hey, buddy. Adam: Hey. Barry: Is there much pain? | 1 Year ago |
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(Overreacting and throwing his body around the room) What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? Judge Bumbleton: I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! (Flash forward in time and we see a human news reporter) | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
(Overreacting) The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! Barry: Adam, stay with me. Adam: I can't feel my legs. | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Adam, don't! It's what he wants! (Adam stings Montgomery in the butt and he starts thrashing around) Montgomery: Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Judge Bumbleton: (Banging gavel) Order! Order! | 1 Year ago |
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Don't y'all date your cousins? (Montgomery leans over on the jury stand and stares at Adam) Vanessa: Objection! (Vanessa raises her hand to object but Adam gets free. He flies straight at Montgomery) Adam: I'm going to pincushion this guy! | 1 Year ago |
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Oh, Barry... Barry: Yes, they are! Adam: Hold me back! (Vanessa tries to hold Adam back. He wants to sting Montgomery) Montgomery: You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? Adam: He's denouncing bees! | 1 Year ago |
 | XevTheCryptid |
| 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Are you her little......bedbug? (Adam's stinger starts vibrating. He is agitated) Montgomery: I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? Barry: Yeah, but... Montgomery: (Pointing at Janet and Martin) So those aren't your real parents! | 1 Year ago |
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Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship (Points to Vanessa) to that woman? Barry: We're friends. Montgomery: Good friends? Barry: Yes. Montgomery: How good? Do you live together? Adam: Wait a minute... | 1 Year ago |
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...Yeah. Lawyer: Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Montgomery: Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. (To lawyer) You got the tweezers? Lawyer: Are you allergic? | 1 Year ago |
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I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? Barry: I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. (Flash forward in time and Barry, Adam, and Vanessa are back in court) Montgomery: We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Adam: Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... (Barry stares at Adam) | 1 Year ago |
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Vanessa: And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners MADE BY MAN! (Ken leaves again and Vanessa leans in towards Barry) Vanessa: I'm sorry about all that. (Ken walks back in again) Ken: I know it's got an aftertaste! I LIKE IT! (Ken leaves for the last time) | 1 Year ago |
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Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? Vanessa: No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Ken: Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Vanessa: Goodbye, Ken. | 1 Year ago |
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Vanessa: Kenneth! What are you doing?! Ken: (Leaning towards Barry) You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! Vanessa: We need to talk! (Vanessa pulls Ken out of the bathroom) Vanessa: He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! | 1 Year ago |
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You're bluffing. Ken: Am I? (flushes toilet) (Barry grabs a chapstick from the toilet seat and uses it to surf in the flushing toilet) Barry: Surf's up, dude! (Barry flies out of the toilet on the chapstick and sprays Ken's face with the toilet water) Barry: That bowl is gnarly. Ken: (Aiming a toilet cleaner at Barry) Except for those dirty yellow rings! | 1 Year ago |
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Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat! This is pathetic! (Ken switches the shower head to lethal) Ken: I've got issues! (Ken sprays Barry with the shower head and he crash lands into the toilet) (Ken menacingly looks down into the toilet at Barry) Ken: Well, well, well, a royal flush! | 1 Year ago |
| Solipse |
Water bug: Water bug! Not taking sides! (Barry gets up out of a pile of bathroom supplies and he is wearing a chapstick hat) | 1 Year ago |
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(Enjoying the spray) I love the smell of flowers. (Ken holds a lighter in front of the spray bottle) Ken: How do you like the smell of flames?! Barry: Not as much. | 1 Year ago |
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That's funny, I just can't seem to recall that! (Ken smashes everything off the sink with the magazine and Barry narrowly escapes) (Ken follows Barry around and tries to hit him with the magazine but he keeps missing) (Ken gets a spray bottle) Ken: I think something stinks in here! | 1 Year ago |