fellas, is it bi to destroy chicago with the bestie?

wow I said that and the cat murder feed is gone.
based.

No wonder I feel like a misanthrope, the fictional shipgirls in azur lane are less stupid and toxic than most people I see or hear about.

#knowme
User: WK
Favorite color: emerald green
Favorite song: the days of future passed album in its entirety
Favorite pokemon: ....is it not obvious?
Favorite food: *nomming noises* hm?
PokeHeroes Best friend: playing favorites is part of the code of conduct, therefore not saying as if the next answer wouldn't give it away
PokeHeroes goal: help MelonNoodle complete her dex, thats it, this site's a pain.

nobody:
random user in an lgbtAAAAAAAAAAAAAA space forum: how to get shiny
me: be gay

hey duck, mind releasing all the orbs soon?
that would be....actually nice.

#Dorkfishtips
when someone asks if you want to hide a body, say yes and show up dressed like you're on a date.

me: *looks and sees someone finally got perma-locked*
my inner thoughts: hehe rubber duck goes boop on the uss missouri

will we get all of the orbs after this event is over?

neighbors been awful peaceful lately.
good.

sovetsky soyuz: *exists*
me: we must plan to conquer korea

oh heck me.
WHY NOT JUST GIVE US THE OTHER SPHERES TOO.

Vandals: lel lets try to dent this door and take a leak on it, whats the worse that can happen?
Me standing right behind them:

"how to come out of the closet"
Google: "say you're gay/bi/trans/ace with confidence"
Bing:

hollow knight is better than my manager's corporate overlords demanding a 300% rent increase.

that IS a nice minor update

this feels wrong, where the saws?

I wanna run for PH grand chamberlain.
I promise cookies and wraithbone constructs

why does this make more sense

people: OMG A TORNADO WATCH
Me an illinoisan: hmm, spicy high wind warning today.
Me when it becomes a warning: *lifts the planet's surface, gets under it, and puts it back down* Not today wind satan.